Evil Plan

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must disintegrate united nations. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your secret death ray, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

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